truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid
Tag: accurate
[when you have period cramps but you’re trying to act all cool
image: man awkwardly leaning on a mall counter]
[You aren’t doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
Image: A wooden chair is laying with the seat facing the floor and a man is kneeling on top of the back of the seat.]
They say a gun cant kill someone itself. Well. Neither can e.coli infected romaine lettuce, but instead of encouraging increased consumption, they removed the lettuce from society and the company responsible ended their harvest.
There is just something so hilarious to me about playing a video game character that’s canonically really really good at doing things you (the gamer in charge) are really really bad at making them do. (Aka me playing any stealth game)
Like, “Hi, I’m Daud, legendary assassin and probably one of the most dangerous and feared people in Dunwall and it just took me 17 tries to cross an intersection with 3 guards. I just fell off a four story building cause I forgot how my own powers worked for a second.”
Me, constantly
[”I’ll have to check that show out!” says woman who has already forgotten the title]
“There is no safe investment. To love at all is to be vulnerable.”
—
C.S. Lewis, The Four Loves
(via thatkindofwoman)
id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me”
people who are tagging this with “#im that person” yikes… i wouldnt
some people need to learn that just because someone is reachable doesn’t mean they’re available (for absolutely any reason)
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