listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice
[yall ever say something in conversation and it physically feels like you just chose the incorrect dialogue option in a visual novel]
[When your friend makes a sad post and you don’t know what to say, so you just ‘like’ it instead
First image: a hand raised above the water, with the rest of the individual submerged
Second image: a new hand reaching toward the hand raised above the water
Third image: the hands high-five
Fourth image: The original hand sinks further below the water until it is almost completely submerged]
i love that i have to go to menswear to find a shirt a human being in the world would wear and then when i do it takes me .5 seconds to find it. I love that
me: i need a plain black t shirt
target women’s section: would you like to have a giant scoop neck that would definitely like completely show at least one of your boobs. would you, an adult woman, like to wear a crop top? would you like to look like a human piñata. BLACK? I think you mean jewel tones babey!
target men’s section: yeah sure. it’s the first thing you see as you walk into the shirt aisle. have a good one
Women’s section: would you like a shirt made out of tissue paper that costs $34.99??
Men’s section: here’s 25 normal tshirts for a quarter
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