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[Twitter User Cloyd Rives @CloydRivers
*1 in 4 car accidents are caused by texting and driving*
People: “Won’t be me.”
*1 in 302,575,350 chance of winning the Mega Millions*
People: “You never know.”]
Game recommendation:
Any of the games you already own and haven’t played yet. Stop buying new games you stupid asshole
You are 100% right. Also fuck you.
[any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough]
#tiny
little trade secret: sometimes…. some of us…. do this maybe a
little bit on purpose…. because your faces are hilarious (via tejoxys)
[Waitress: How’s the food?
Me: (image of a snake with an extremely large egg filling its mouth)]
post i otherwise agree wholeheartedly with: and I bet you’re gonna scroll past this 😒
me, who got no time for this passive aggressive bullshit:
*hands in assignment*
*gets a new assignment on the same day*
[Mr. Incredible: I can’t. Not again. I’m not… strong enough.]
going to bed without an alarm set feels good feels organic. all natural free range sleep baby
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