Tag: LOL

[facebook, holding me by the shirt collar: hey, remember 2008

me: you don’t have to do this

facebook: remember *punches me in the gut* what was on your mind in 2008

me: *coughs up blood* please-

facebook, standing over me with a metal folding chair: “IS BORED LOL RAWR xD”]

foxy-mulder:

foxy-mulder:

some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water

person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?

I’M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS

[The story of tea begins in China. According to legend, in 2737 BC, the Chinese emperor Shen Nung was sitting beneath a tree while his servant boiled drinking water, when some leaves from the tree blew into the water. Shen Nung, a renowned herbalist, decided to try this infusion that his servant had accidentally created. The tree was a Camellia sinensis, and the resulting drink was what we now call tea.]

Iron Man has his priorities straight

hufflepuffpentaholicinthebau:

tony5tark5ever:

curlicuecal:

I was looking at the page in Deadpool #7 where he’s going through Tony’s checkbook and I feel like there should be more recognition of the fact that Tony Stark once gave Ant-Man a thousand dollars to “buy some ants”.

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Ant-Man, eh? so you, like, really like them? here go buy some

Concept: Ant-Man buys Tony a shit ton of irons. Like Tony opens the door and it’s just…irons.