no
fucking
waylol don’t worry, it’s not real.
it’s from a skit.
Tag: LOL
fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20
me:
[gif: a man lying face down with a D20 rolling out of sleeve and landing on 20]
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
berries.
berries.
berries.
The full shopping list:
Poetry
Strawberries
Strawberries
Strawberries
Strawberries
Strawberry
Yogurt
Easy Water
Jeans
Harry
Big Tofu
Big
Big
Red Retreat
Milk
Berry
Apple
Berry
Berry
Berries
chaotic neutral
[I’ve been using this as a water bottle for about a month now. I kinda love the judging eyes it gets me at the gym.
Image: A person drinking from a Hershey’s Syrup bottle]
[5 seats in the front.
7 seats in the middle.
5 seats in the back.
HAIKUBARU
It’s poetry in motion.]
wait for the end ohmygawd
I’m am fucking screaming all cheerleaders fucking love Ke$ha
Im the one falling through the sunroof
thERES ONE OUTSIDE
[Twitter User Grace @graceL721
!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO MY INNOCENT MOTHER !!!!!!!!
Image of a text conversation between Mom and Grace:
Mom: Be careful when you leave in the morning it’s ass eating season!!!
Grace: Mom what do you think “ass eating season” means
Mom: There’s frost on the deck! Slippery!!!! You’ll fall and eat ass
Grace: Who told you that? Who are you hanging out with?]
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