bird: [screaming loudly into cup]
Tag: IT ME
DO NOT MEET SOMEONE IRL WHO IS FROM ALBERTA!
they are a cow
me
where is the lie
extroverts vs. introverts
If you ever catch me staring, I am:
1) admiring your piercing/tattoo/hairstyle/outfit
2) trying to figure out if I know you
3) think you’re gorgeous and can’t help myself
4) zoned out and didnt know i was staring at you and im sorry
5) noticing your unique/lovely features that I definitely don’t wanna try drawing later what gives you that idea
i literally waste hours doing this
I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
I Was Trying To Be Loving And Supportive But I Probably Overstepped My Boundaries And Came Off as Creepy: a feature-length film with two sequels and a TV series adaption.
I Was Upset About Something and When You Tried to Help I Came Off as Hostile: A successful made-for-TV web-musical based on the book