When you think you’re done washing the dishes but you look over and see them big ass pots on the stove😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
When you fill them with water to “soak” ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️
Tag: IT ME
When someone asks me to play kpop
Me: are you sure?
Me: absolutely sure?
Me: you guys want to listen to kpop?
Me: really?
Me: it isn’t in English you know.
Me: are you positive?
me irl
saying “come over” to someone who lives 92657 miles away
Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye
One cockatoo LOVES Elvis, the other…not so much. [Mark Muldoon on YouTube]
when your jam comes on but it’s not your friend’s jam
transparent screaming birb for your blog
good morning to you too
https://vine.co/v/eBXXUdErEIP/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
Literally me petting me friends’ cats.
me, all the time with zelda
i was very confused at first because i was thinking of hylian zelda
(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ✧ 