K so laugh at me if you’d like but I could use some tips

heavenseveneleven:

unit02chan:

heavenseveneleven:

But I don’t know how to do a proper stream :I what programs/service(s) should I use

AND WHO WOULD EVEN WANT TO JOIN MY STREAM???

Like an art stream? I’d totally watch that!

YES ART STREAM *v*
I’m really excited to start that

I don’t have a lot of stream experience, but I would recommend Open Broadcaster Software because

-it’s fairly intuitive to figure out

-it works with twitch (or probably any website you plan on streaming through)

-it’s flexible for customizing the layout of your stream and prettying it up

-it’s free!

If you want some more help getting set up feel free to message me~

heavenseveneleven:

simplykeiko:

basedfop:

nevertoomanyspiders:

goluckytaboo:

deerstroyer:

coulsart:

squigglydigg:

mygoodrabbit:

defira85:

sostrangechild:

mitkitty:

renaden:

timidkoala:

This Fursona Generator is both amazing and genuinely terrifying.
It comes up with stuff like “black hamster. it is made of glass. it never blinks.” BUT THEN ALSO  “fairy crab. it is a witch. it is always coated in glitter.”

melanistic bee. it is a communist. it is always coated in glitter.

fuschia bear. it has far too many teeth and they are all sharp. it has ram horns.

speckled penguin. it wears an oversized pearl necklace. to look into its eyes is to peer into a distant abyss.

Glistening Pup. It worships powerful dolphin deities. In place of a head it has a softly glowing cube that glows and pulses softly WHAT THE HELL KIND OF LOVECRAFTIAN NIGHTMARE AM I

glossy black rabbit. it has far too many teeth and they are all sharp. a golden halo floats above its head.

literally me tho???

stone hammerhead shark. everything it wears is made out of denim. it is always coated in glitter.

I’m 100% okay with this.

shimmering lilac iguana. calls everyone comrade. loves trash.

WOW

fuschia kestrel. it works as a librarian in hell. it instagrams its starbucks drinks.

unholy slug. it consumes only blood. it floats about a foot off of the ground.

radioactive kangaroo. it runs a jimmy carter fanblog. everything it wears is made out of denim.

hipster hellhound. it is constantly covered in honey that drips on everything and pools beneath it. it is a professional wrestler.

golden sheep. it wears a white sundress. it drools constantly.

tiny black iguana. when you see it you are filled with an ancient fear. it loves strawberry milkshakes.

creategames:

1. Game Making Tools

[no coding required]

[some coding required]

[more info]

2. Graphics

[create your own graphics]

[download graphics]

[create your own models]

3. Sound & Music

[create own sounds]

[download sounds/music]

4. Distribution

[upload your game]


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solnishka1927:

nucleic-asshole:

notanoveltyaccountok:

somewhatgreatexpectations:

naked-mahariel:

zeplerfer:

weeping-wandrian:

why the fuck does english have a word for

but not for “the day after tomorrow”

???

Because you’re not looking hard enough! 😉

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.

english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh

Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”

Lingible (adj): meant to be licked

Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked

Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick

Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer

Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear

and my personal favorite

Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish

This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.

Who even made these words I’m going to cornobble them

My dick is lingible

there is a dictionary that has all of these stupidly specific and obscure words and a whole lot more. It’s absolutely beautiful.

shit-bin:

shit-bin:

ALRIGHT EVERYONE I FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO FUCKIN INVOICES SO HERE YOU GO HERE’S THE TUTORIAL

invoices are an easier / safer way to request money from commissioners. all the commissioner has to do is accept to pay the money, so you don’t have to worry about them clicking or typing anything that will get you in trouble with paypal.

STEP 1

under Invoice Information you can choose what date your invoice needs to be paid by. if you don’t have a specified date for your commissioner then make sure to select No Due Date so they don’t get into any trouble for not paying by the default date.

STEP 2

go through your Business Information to make sure it’s only showing what you want it to show. your default template may show your address, phone number, name, etc, but everything is optional and can be turned off. personally i only keep my e-mail visible so commissioners know where the invoice is coming from.

STEP 3

your commissioner’s e-mail goes here

STEP 4

fill out what your commissioner is paying for and how much it costs. double check the Total towards the bottom to make sure you’ve filled out everything correctly. keep item names vague like “commission” or “image” since paypal may freeze your account if they catch any buzzwords they don’t like.

STEP 5

here you can fill out any terms and conditions your commissioner should know about, ie when you accept payment, if you give refunds, etc.

STEP 6

in the Memo box you can write a note for yourself to see when you look at the invoice. you can write down who commissioned you and anything else you’ll need to remind yourself of later

TEMPLATE

remember that you can replace the default template so you can save your business info, terms and conditions, etc for the next time you fill out an invoice.

IF PAYPAL IS ASKING YOU TO “SHIP” YOUR DIGITAL COMMISSION

image

look under Selling Tools on your home page and click Seller Preferences

image

click Update next to Shipping Preferences

image

go to Display Ship Button at the bottom and make sure Goods is un-checked

reblogging this again because i’ve been seeing that post about paypal charging thousands of dollars over policy violations floating around

idk what policy violations those apply to, but just in case, i want to direct everyone to invoices, which is a much less risky method of requesting money than relying on the customer to pay themselves!! 

z-co:

Hello! A lot of you have been asking me where and how I’ve learn multiple languages and well, after a few hours of digging through my browser history and bookmarks, I was able to collect all of these resources. I have personally used all of these, so I can assure you they are useful! If there is something wrong with a website or a link, please let me know. Also, if you have any questions or if you want a learning buddy, my ask box is open. (I speak English and Spanish. I’m learning Korean, German, Japanese, Chinese, Portuguese, Italian, and Esperanto)

Note: Learning a new language requires a lot of dedication, more than you actually think! Especially if you’re learning multiple languages at the same time. It isn’t impossible, but it will take time. And by time I mean months and/or years! So please, be patient. Take your time. Don’t rush. Keep in mind that you will mess up and that’s okay. Practice as much as you can. Practice out loud. Talk to yourself if you can. It doesn’t matter if people think you’re crazy. They won’t be thinking the same when you become a polyglot, so don’t mind them. This is for you and your future.

Get started:

Multiple languages, one website

Specific Languages

Korean:

Chinese/Mandarin:

Japanese:

Esperanto:

German:

Italian:

Latin:

Portuguese:

French:

Spanish:

Thai:

Arabic:

Hindi:

Vietnamese:

Greek:

Romanian:

Welsh:

Dutch:

Russian:

Swedish:

That’s it. That’s all I have right now. I’ll try to search for more and will keep updating this list! If you have a request for a specific language, just send me an ask. Have fun and good luck! 

feministbatman:

So I just found a life changing website called unroll me. You connect your email accounts and it shows you a list of emails you are subscribed to and can just unsub from any of them with a click of a button. I unsubscribed from 159 subscriptions from random ticket sites/clothing stores/outdated petition campaigns/etc. It is FREE so get on that if you’re an unorganized disaster like me