deadinthedaisies:

Y’all America is so weird today I had to remove any shirts that had alligators on them at work because of the kid that got eaten by one so the store literally banned alligator merch but ask people to do anything about guns after 49 get shot and killed and you’re a anti-American who hates the second amendment I mean our priorities are………….

prokopetz:

Consider:

  • Victorian England: 1837-1901
  • American Old West: 1803-1912
  • Meiji Restoration: 1868-1912
  • French privateering in the Gulf of Mexico: ended circa 1830

Conclusion: an adventuring party consisting of a Victorian gentleman thief, an Old West gunslinger, a disgraced former samurai, and an elderly French pirate is actually 100% historically plausible.

killbenedictcumberbatch:

asgardreid:

nancybotwinning:

did-you-kno:

A painter in Los Angeles kept missing
his exit for the I-5 on the 110 highway,
so he did his research, climbed up the
overhead sign, and changed it himself
without anyone noticing.

This is Richard Ankrom. He couldn’t find his damn exit, cuz it wasn’t properly labelled.  

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So he took life by the balls, like any self-respecting Californian would do, and used his sign-painting expertise to fix it himself.

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He called it ‘guerilla public service.’ Even got himself an outfit to look official. It worked, obvi.

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Caltrans investigated, but the sign was actually up to code. They left it there for 8 years before they made an updated sign.

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You can do anything if you’re wearing a hi-vis vest and hard hat.

chaotic good

hemptemples:

i have a coworker that is refusing treatment for lung cancer because he doesn’t want to put his three daughters and wife in debt for the rest of their lives. 

he is literally choosing to die of a treatable disease because the debt of treatment would be such a burden on his family.

so yeah.. tell me that the american healthcare system isn’t broken. 

rum:

phintys:

rum:

im gonna start answering my parents how donald trump answers questions

how does he answer questions?

well theres a lot of ways he answers and a lot of question that need to be answered and one of my close friends asks me, a good friend, he says, and I tell ya hes a good, close friend, he says are we gonna answer some questions and you see this guy and this guys got some real questions to answer *wave hand*, we’ve got a lot of real, important…. goood questions to answer

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.