skarodegradation:

kanyemotherfuckingwest:

shavingryansprivates:

remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney”

i don’t remember ever doing this. you were a messed up kid

i hate you

you hate me

let’s go out an kill barney

with a baseball bat

and a 4×4

NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR

the version i heard was

i hate you

you hate me

let’s get up and kill barney

with a great big gun

and a bullet to the head

sorry kids but barney’s dead