Mrs. Butterworth is a temptress
Tag: throwback
You: “Everybody shut up.” *picks up phone* “Hey mum.”
Friend 1: “HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!”
Friend 2: “come back to bed”
Friend 3: *various sex noises*
Friend 4: “tell her i said hi”
Friend 5: “Aye! Pass the weed”
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: “PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON”Tag yourself I’m friend 7
technology related sensory memories from my childhood
- sliding the metal cover on floppy disks
- the slight resistance of inserting cassette and video tapes
- ripping off the strips of holed paper off of dot matrix printer paper
- rolling the wheel on a disposable camera to take another photo
The heaviness and rubber texture of the roller ball in a computer mouse, and the little ring of lint
Unkinking the curly cord of a telephone while you talked
The -peww sound and slowly fading image of a crt monitor turning off, and then running your finger through the static on the dusty glass
The crunch of opening or closing a plastic Disney vhs cover
The sound effects in kidpix
Extending and collapsing metal antennas and using them as magic wands
the smell of static on a tv screen
KNOW WHO GAVE THE MOST CREATIVE CHARACTER NAME OF ALL TIME??
ME
HANDS DOWN I WIN
ALSO

FO RLZ WHY DID I THINK THREE DIFFERENT WEAPONS BUT JUST A HELMET FOR ARMOR WAS A GOOD IDEA
KNOW WHO GAVE THE MOST CREATIVE CHARACTER NAME OF ALL TIME??

ME

HANDS DOWN I WIN
This generation has a nice looking plane movie
While our generation found entertainment through this manufactured horror.
WE DON’T FUCKING TALK ABOUT JAY JAY THE JET PLANE
scotch
remember when 12 AM used to be Late
Things You Forgot You Used To Do
I mean I certainly remember getting yelled at for not going back to turn off the computer once it was finally done shutting down.








