apparently February 14th will be a full moon. Celebrate with your lover by turning into a werewolf on your date and devouring them. 100% romantic i am an expert.
Tag: romantic
it’s almost valentine’s day and time to send your crush a romantic card
you are acute coffee pie
you are narrow, scalding and irrational
give one to all your loved ones
I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream
NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
Hugs?
“If you buy your girlfriend flowers, they will wilt. If you but your girlfriend a phone, it will break. Buy your girlfriend a wrench. Nothing will happen to a wrench.”
this is painfully russian