a touching love story
Tag: romantic
one time my boyfriend and I were cuddling and he was like “I know how to read palms” and I got really excited and he looked really intensely at my hand and then gasped and looked up at me and just went “it says that you’re a nerd”
my seduction style is genuinely caring about your life & wanting you to improve & be happy
will you vincent van gogh out with me
how about vincent van no……
vincent van oh…..
I had a bit of fun in the #VeryRealisticYA hashtag. Guess how many of these are autobiographical?
dont send nudes… send xrays its whats inside that counts
hwun:
Bye
When two people kiss, an approximately 14 meter long tunnel is created between both of their assholes
*gets down on one knee* will you…….. *takes out ring* ……….help me take it to mordor ?
(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ✧ 