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Tag: PURE GOLD
[Twitter User Grace @graceL721
!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THIS TO MY INNOCENT MOTHER !!!!!!!!
Image of a text conversation between Mom and Grace:
Mom: Be careful when you leave in the morning it’s ass eating season!!!
Grace: Mom what do you think “ass eating season” means
Mom: There’s frost on the deck! Slippery!!!! You’ll fall and eat ass
Grace: Who told you that? Who are you hanging out with?]
[Just went for a piss while still wearing my microphone and the whole conference heard me call the urinal a “thirsty boy”]
Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?
Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”
Emocean underlined three times
me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurdeIt is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent
Ehm I’m French and plz we don’t talk all like that argh!
euhmx i’m frenche and pleaze oui doun’t taulke alles laeque zàt aurghex
[any machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough]
[COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO JAPAN]
ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes
self care is roasting the mean voice in your head
the only bad thing about garlic is all the paperwork you have to do before you can even cut it up
look at that
layers and layers of bureaucratic bullshit
But I love peeling away that dry outer skin to find the soft juicy flesh underneath. I feel like I’m revealing something secret and precious.
I lost it at “2 bread”
1 gallon of regular chocolate
18 minutes of flour
5 plates of salt
wtf is harper talking about
are we really going to over look bellas salad
all of these recipes are chaotic as fuck
put it in the oven at 6 degrees
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