fitness instructor person: drop and give me 20
me:
[gif: a man lying face down with a D20 rolling out of sleeve and landing on 20]
Tag: punny
[5 seats in the front.
7 seats in the middle.
5 seats in the back.
HAIKUBARU
It’s poetry in motion.]
[British cops want to use AI to spot porn – but it keeps mistaking desert pics for nudes
Ben M-J @V_Ben: Send dunes]
Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?
Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”
Emocean underlined three times
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:
Kairi: I like your new pants
Sora: Thanks! They were 50% off!
Kairi: I’d like them better if they were 100% off
Sora: The store can’t just give away clothes for free.
Kairi: That’s not what I meant
Sora: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Kairi
I was supposed to write ‘amino acids’ and I nearly wrote ‘anime acids’
I hope senpai bonds with me
my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it
Suffocate
this has the same chaotic energy as “then perish”
[user: I think I need to open a window
user: I need some Erin here
Erin: Suffocate]
(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ✧ 