probs – (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ✧

just-shower-thoughts:

The world would be a very different place if everyone could feel the emotions they inflict on others.

thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

Source: secretotaku

tastefullyoffensive:

If Dogs Had 911 by Reverend_Scott (via Greta J.)

zerotheduke:

fortzancudo:

when i die, have bethesda lower my coffin into the ground so they can let me down one more time

-coffin begins rattling loudly- -corpse hand glitches through the lid of the coffin- -noise never stops-

natawhat:

wrotemyown:

seriously tho what if steven just ADOPTS all the different gems homeworld sends to try to deal with the situation?

and eventually you get one of the diamonds being all “STOP STEALING MY SOLDIERS”

and steven’s just like “NO! THESE ARE MY THIRTY MOMS AND I LOVE THEM!”

Steven Universe Pacifist Route