it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta
Yeah?? What do you do with yours???
dump it all in the pot at once like the spaghetti goblin I am
Tag: oops
[introvert at a party starter pack:
folded arms
solo cup
smart phone
cat
munchies
bathroom]
Me, constantly
[”I’ll have to check that show out!” says woman who has already forgotten the title]
exco:
i’m a horrible texter but i’m also really bad at talking to people in person so i really have nothing going for me
my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words
when a friend asks u about something that youre obsessed with
#team checks themselves out in every reflective surface they walk by
Someone: asks about a special interest
Me: don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t infodump don’t
Me: i’m glad you asked,
flirt…ing???
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