Aliens.
Tag: oH DEAR
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug
When you sleep through your alarm but realize your alarm never went off then realize you never set your alarm you just typed “8” into the calculator then passed out.
A flying kick to the head in half-plate.
Guys, I think white tabard lost this round.
this is so raw
Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats
that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT
pduu:
no one wants this
james cameron, man
HES DOING THIS TO SPITE PEOPLE WITH TASTE
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Boy problems, who’s got ‘em?
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