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Tag: LOL
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
A goth dating app called graveyard and instead of liking someone you dig them
Putting the romance back into necromancy
(via SilviuMajor)
Lmao why she got a sheet on like she a ghost lmaooo
Me trying to fold my sheets
Me trying to put the fitted sheet on the mattress
me looking for my phone
[Image Description: four gifs taken from disney’s 101 Dalmatians
gif 1: Pongo, the dad dog, says “Everybody here? All Fifteen?”
gif 2: one of the puppies replies “Twice that many dad! Now there’s ninety-nine of us!”
gif 3: Pongo “Wow son!”
gif 4: “You can’t count for shit!”]
person about to invent hummus: man fuck these chickpeas *beats the shit out of them*
I THOUGHT THAT SAID HUMANS
sometimes a descriptor is just that, guys: a descriptor
oh, goat?
PLEASE give me context for that
so, our party was traveling in a mountainous area and the DM mentioned there was a goat a little ways away, just a little scenery building. the party immediately spent the next (real-life) 20 minutes insight checking the goat, detecting magic on the goat, questioning the goat, ect. eventually the sorcerer ended up killing and eating the goat. DM was very exasperated.
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