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Tag: LOL

my type of public transportation
“Why were you late in today?”
“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”
I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.
“What’s our stop?”
“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”
you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it

[Claire: i wanna take probiotics and antibiodics and have them like
Claire: fight inside me
Customer:
Claire: i wanna know who wins]

Suffocate
this has the same chaotic energy as “then perish”
[user: I think I need to open a window
user: I need some Erin here
Erin: Suffocate]
me: I should do serious painting studies if I want to improve my art…
me to me: paint memes
i didnt rrealise this was painted until i read the text
good job op
Hes trying his best. I love him.
MILO YOURE A RACEHORSE
Dog version of QWOP

[flight attendant pouring drink: coffee or tea?
passenger: coffee
flight attendant: wrong it’s tea]

























