[Goku: I want bofa for Christmas
Dende: what’s Christmas
*silence*]
Tag: LOL
she livin in 2025 while we livin in 2018
Who needs a backup camera with technology like this?
the fucking “do you like your new toy??” “aaAaOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH” video is the best video ive seen this month
this goddamn dog has such a powerful aura
Read this craigslist ad for a 1999 toyota corolla.
I’M DEAD AFSHGASJHJHA
this is hours of fun. vaseline works too
[my mom put oil on her bird feeder to keep squirrels from stealing the bird food and
video: a squirrel trying to climb up to a bird feeder but slowly sliding down while gripping the pole]
[You aren’t doing it wrong if no one knows what you are doing.
Image: A wooden chair is laying with the seat facing the floor and a man is kneeling on top of the back of the seat.]
[from now on, by law, no one is allowed to ask me what i plan to do with my life or about my future plans. i’ve updated my privacy policy]
[name ur daughter lizard then give her the nickname Liz and people will b like oh that’s short for Elizabeth? and she’ll be like no my name is lizard]
[My dream, my goal for the longest time was to be a trophy wife
But then I found out that in order to be a trophy wife
you have to be a trophy.
I am more of a commemorative plaque.]
(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ✧ 