I wanna make a game like neko atsume but with bearded dragons
i told u
omg yeah, like sand makes them afraid, you can’t get a leopard gecko w/ a light, lots of husbandry things would help spread awareness!
Tag: lizards
Lizardy Herbert’s new cosplay. He is being an extremely good sport about me putting a little coat on him.
Suspicious chubby dragon. Found on r/delightfullychubby
is that a fucking mantis on its head
no, that’s a praying mantis on its head
Guys, if you haven’t checked out the twitter #fieldworkfail tag yet, you probably should!
Left my clothes drying on the line overnight.
Woke up to baboons fighting over my bra
for louie
lizard riding cat
No No No! 🙀 Don’t take your hands. I feel so comfy. 💕🐊
this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy
Turns out that dragons are real and they come from South Africa (Latin name ‘Smaug gigantaeus’)
SMAUG
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THEY USED SMAUG IN THE SCIENTFIC NAME??!
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