am i the only one who rehearses things i might say in advance? and I don’t mean like my theoretical oscars acceptance speech i mean like what i’ll say to the pizza guy when I answer the door in my pjs

Impulsive side of me: go adopt a dog rn

Sensible side of me: wtf no?? We literally cannot afford that??

Whats it like being a cosplayer? is it hard making cosplays?

nipahdubs:

This is pretty much it. This is how it feels.

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isitnaptimeyet:

sociallyawkwardskeleton:

thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:

If We Were iPhones 📱

this was almost too personal

I’m convinced I’m an iphone now…

yungaquarius:

“hey do you want the rest of my-”

precumming:

when u accidentally switch to ur front camera

cleromancy:

how often on a daily basis do you wonder if you’re One Of Those Annoying People Who Cant Take A Hint and people only respond to you bc they feel obligated

salemmacabre:

Me: -has all the opportunity in the world to practice the thing-

Me: -doesnt practice the thing-

styro:

otterologist:

simonwang:

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

me: I’M GONNA DO A THING
me, later that same day: i did not do the thing