
#tiny
little trade secret: sometimes…. some of us…. do this maybe a
little bit on purpose…. because your faces are hilarious (via tejoxys)
[Waitress: How’s the food?
Me: (image of a snake with an extremely large egg filling its mouth)]

#tiny
little trade secret: sometimes…. some of us…. do this maybe a
little bit on purpose…. because your faces are hilarious (via tejoxys)
[Waitress: How’s the food?
Me: (image of a snake with an extremely large egg filling its mouth)]
post i otherwise agree wholeheartedly with: and I bet you’re gonna scroll past this 😒
me, who got no time for this passive aggressive bullshit:
*hands in assignment*
*gets a new assignment on the same day*
[Mr. Incredible: I can’t. Not again. I’m not… strong enough.]

[when you have period cramps but you’re trying to act all cool
image: man awkwardly leaning on a mall counter]

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

Me, constantly
[”I’ll have to check that show out!” says woman who has already forgotten the title]
when you have to conserve every single healing item in your inventory JUST IN CASE