the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
berries.
berries.
berries.
The full shopping list:
Poetry
Strawberries
Strawberries
Strawberries
Strawberries
Strawberry
Yogurt
Easy Water
Jeans
Harry
Big Tofu
Big
Big
Red Retreat
Milk
Berry
Apple
Berry
Berry
Berries
me: you don’t have to do this
facebook: remember *punches me in the gut* what was on your mind in 2008
me: *coughs up blood* please-
facebook, standing over me with a metal folding chair: “IS BORED LOL RAWR xD”]
me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that’s enough vowels
the french language: youe fooule…. youe insouelente cowèurdeIt is scientifically impossible not to read this with a French accent
Ehm I’m French and plz we don’t talk all like that argh!
euhmx i’m frenche and pleaze oui doun’t taulke alles laeque zàt aurghex
[name ur daughter lizard then give her the nickname Liz and people will b like oh that’s short for Elizabeth? and she’ll be like no my name is lizard]
rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that
DRAWING
I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES
I miss sleeping next to someone
fucking idiot doesn’t even know the clone jutsu lol
I hate how fucking funny this is
[Image Description: four gifs taken from disney’s 101 Dalmatians
gif 1: Pongo, the dad dog, says “Everybody here? All Fifteen?”
gif 2: one of the puppies replies “Twice that many dad! Now there’s ninety-nine of us!”
gif 3: Pongo “Wow son!”
gif 4: “You can’t count for shit!”]
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