naughty goats get the noodle horns
[today I learned that goats who won’t stop head butting have to wear pool noodles and it feels like information I should share
Image: a black goat with orange pool noodles cut to fit over its horns]
Tag: goats
sometimes a descriptor is just that, guys: a descriptor
oh, goat?
PLEASE give me context for that
so, our party was traveling in a mountainous area and the DM mentioned there was a goat a little ways away, just a little scenery building. the party immediately spent the next (real-life) 20 minutes insight checking the goat, detecting magic on the goat, questioning the goat, ect. eventually the sorcerer ended up killing and eating the goat. DM was very exasperated.
Polly the goat is blind and suffers from anxiety as well as other neurological disorders. They could never find anything to help her calm down – until this costume. Now, whenever Polly has an anxiety attack, Lauricella puts her into the duck costume, and voila — “She just calms down and goes to sleep,” Lauricella said. via Goats of Anarchy
there’s a goat! why is there a goat!? oh my god! there’s a fucking lama!
https://vine.co/v/hdb2aD5X02X/embed/simple//platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js
now this is quality content!
this is my favorite post of all time 10/10 need more content like this on the tumbler dot com
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
In barvarian (Germany) that’s called: “goaßgschau” which translates to “stare of a goat “
I love that there’s a word for this
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