my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word
Tag: DESCRIBES ME EXACTLY
i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic
Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit
[introvert at a party starter pack:
folded arms
solo cup
smart phone
cat
munchies
bathroom]
[My dream, my goal for the longest time was to be a trophy wife
But then I found out that in order to be a trophy wife
you have to be a trophy.
I am more of a commemorative plaque.]
i could never be the victim in the horror movie that gets the ominous phone calls because i just literally do not answer the phone ever
When I as younger, I thought the consistency of my signature was going to be a much bigger deal.
me in a first person shooter
Microsoft lent me a Hololens for this video.
cooking style: i no longer know what a responsible amount of garlic is
me: [says something, anything at all, to anyone ever]
me, internally: when will i ever shut up. when will i shut the fuck up. when will i learn to Be Quiet
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