can we stop acting like it’s okay to make fun of people’s physical appearances after they’ve said something ignorant?? especially with women. as soon as someone slips, ya’ll are there tellin’ her how ugly she is like you’ve been waiting for a reason to do it all along. what’s your problem??? stop
I work in a mid-sized company with about 80 people in my department. I sent my last mail before vacation to all my colleagues. After I hit the send button, I realized I had hit two wrong keys. comma instead of period and ’t’ instead of ‘g’. This was the end result.
Blah, blah, blah … (office stuff) See you next year, Retards, <My name>
A man had a wife named Lorraine. He was cheating on her with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine died suddenly. At her funeral, her husband got up to say a few words, but instead looked directly at his mistress and sang, “I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, LORRAINE IS GONE”
MY MIND IS PRETTY GOOD AT SUPPRESSING THESE KINDS OF MEMORIES SO IT ACTUALLY WAS PRETTY HARD TO THINK OF ONE LOL. Anywho here’s an embarassing moment I can kinda recall, though I’m a little fuzzy on the details because it was quite awhile ago (@britsyho was there so she can correct me if she remembers this too lol).
I was on a missions trip with my graduating junior high class in Tijuana, Mexico. We went to a worship service in a local church, and there was a cultural expectation that females have to wear long skirts or dresses in church. This is in the stage of my life when I absolutely refused to wear
skirts and dresses, so I wasn’t particularly pleased with having to wear a long skirt, but meh what can you do. It was a little tight around the
gluteus maximus
so I was extra displeased that it kinda restricted my movement, but at least it was light blue yay.
Earlier on the trip we had learned some hand signs to go with a Spanish worship song, so my class led the congregation with those hand signs at the front of the church. I can’t remember much of it any more, but there was some turning around and steps involved; it wasn’t a full on dance though. Unfortunately what I didn’t realize was that at some point, the back of my skirt had ripped QUITE MAJORLY. One of my teachers came over and whispered that I had a huge rip in the back and when we walked off stage she would stay really close behind me to keep it covered. TOO BAD I WAS IN THE FRONT ROW AND HAD ALREADY BEEN FLASHING EVERYONEEEEEEEEEE
Soooo after service when I changed out of the skirt I saw that the seam in the middle had been ripped for the entire length of my butt. Essentially the whole congregation got to see my lovely underwear with every turn. WELP.
On the bright side I didn’t need to wear the skirt for any more occasions afterwards! I did really like colour and the fabric of the skirt though, so I still have it somewhere in the depths of my closet xD I hope I can sew it into something else one day~
(｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡- Sweetest Memory
THIS ONE IS ONLY DIFFICULT BECAUSE IT SAYS SWEETEST. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S THE SWEETEST LOTS OF SWEETIES PIES HAVE BEEN VERY SWEET TO ME OVER THE DURATION OF MY LIFE ASLGIHWGLAIGWA WHY COULDN’T THIS ONE JUST BE ANY SWEET MEMORY LIKE THE OTHER ONE WAS ANY EMBARRASSING MOMENT OKAY WELL HERE GOES AND IF I THINK OF A SWEETER ONE I GUESS I’LL JUST EDIT LATER LOL
Many years ago, my friend told me I was a positive force, and yeah that sounds super cheesy harharhar… but it really stands out to me. I’ve always wanted God to use me to have meaningful impact on the lives of the people around me and be a blessing to them. God has blessed me through so many people – especially that friend – so when he told me this unprompted and I really could tell it was sincere (it is extremely rare that I’m sure anything is sincere due to social incompetence so this is a big deal for me ^^; ), I was so glad to know God had used me to do good in his life too. That is a very precious memory for me. ;v; not 100% sure if it’s the sweetest but I tried!!
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