me: wow i didnt know there was a bard’s college in skyrim that you can join. will my character be able to play instruments? i wonder what kind of new and interesting quests are involved?
bard’s college: go into the Draugr Pit™ and find the Old Fucking Shit Drum for us
video game companys: lets make this girl character extra sexy and almost naked because if we dont our players couldnt see a sexy naked woman anywhere else. they couldnt find a naked sexy woman on the internet ever for free, or anything, we have to do it, we have to make our female character the sexiest and the most naked so people will play our game. how else will they see a sexy naked woman.
My parents: why do you always keep your door shut? What are you hiding?
Me: I’ve been listening to the same song for 8 hours I was trying to be considerate
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