When the Princess of Wolves tries to assassinate the Lord of Irontown but you realize the conflict between the preservation of nature and the progress of civilization cannot be reduced to a simple good vs. evil narrative
I really want Hillary to just say “Donald how does a bill get passed” and just wait for his response
We all know how a bill gets passed. There are some great bills. Beautiful bills. Unbelievable bills.
Will you pass bills, they ask me. I will pass some bills. Some of the best bills.
Hillary will never pass bills. She’s never passed any bills. I will pass them. I’ll pass so many bills it’ll be yuge. Hillary passed some of the worst bills. Worst bills ever. Unbelievable. She’s married to Bill Clinton.
tumblr has a lot of nerve to put in ads that auto play music on their page considering that audio posts i click on only work half the time.
fyi if the OP of an audio post edits it in any way after posting it (even if they only edit the tags), that post will never play on anyone’s dashboard. this website is operating on spaghetti code that would make bethesda jealous
me: *gets into bed*
me:
i do not need to pee
i do not need to pee
i do not need to pee
me 2 mins later: for fucking fuck sake
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