id rather die than talk to one of those ppl who are like “you took 20 minutes to text me? well IM gonna take 40 minutes to text you thats what you get for ignoring me”
people who are tagging this with “#im that person” yikes… i wouldnt
some people need to learn that just because someone is reachable doesn’t mean they’re available (for absolutely any reason)
Boy in the pub was telling me his job is a penguin erector so every time a plane flys over Edinburgh zoo the penguins can’t take their eyes off it and end up falling over n he just goes round picking them back up, 38 penguins 2000 flights a day]
[Says you are the love of his life. Forgets what you look like and has to put a shoe on every girl in the kingdom