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i went to the gym today and there was a guy going to TOWN on the punching bags so i asked him “rough night?” and he said “my wife’s on a business trip and i miss her” and if that isnt the most steve rogers thing in the world idk what is

padeko:

jasper-rolls:

i love tool assisted speedruns

I like how calmly he speaks.

denimcatfish:

Bird of prey.

baresutora:

rainbowcookiz:

nerd-nugget:

Hangry

this bitch empty

YEET

(woman, speaking japanese)

“Get your bowl. Get your bowl.”

(dog throws the bowl down)

“Ohhh what’s this?”

cuddlybunnie:

I hate that I cry when I’m frustrated. Like you haven’t won. You haven’t hurt my feelings. I’m just so fed up with your bullshit that my body needs to have a physical release or my head will explode.

tastyhumanburgers:

congenitaldisease:

A gun which consists of a brass knuckle and also a knife, 1939.

you fuckers don’t know about my punch stab gun

Source: congenitaldisease

sugarmint-dreams:

reflect

gaycomicsnshit:

emir-dynamite:

sharkchunks:

iandsharman:

notahoe:

my type of public transportation

“Why were you late in today?”

“Oh, I got tied up on the subway…”

I was always 50/50 on whether to reblog this but the last comment pushed it to like 95/5 in favor.

“What’s our stop?”

“You’ll get off when I tell you to.”

you people are the most fucking exhausting i swear it